The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Sims is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sims drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.