The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Sims, that's a flag." Sims: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
Sims, Sims, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.