The Snap Count Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Ref: "Number Sims, that's a flag." Sims: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Sims will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sims's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.