The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Sims goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.