The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.