The Snap Count Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Ref: "Number Sims, that's a flag." Sims: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Sims is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.