The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sims is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sims's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.