The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sims drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.