The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Sims is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sims, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.