The Snap Count Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Ref: "Number Sims, that's a flag." Sims: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Sims's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.