The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Sims lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sims, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.