The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.