The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.
- Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.