The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sims tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sims drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.