The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Ref: "Number Sims, that's a flag." Sims: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Sims has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
83%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.