The Hamstring Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Sims's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Sims spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sims's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.