The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.