The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.