The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sims is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sims drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.