The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Sims gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
89%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.