The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sims is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Sims, Sims, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.