The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.