The Snap Count Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Sims's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.