The Invisible Route Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sims sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.