The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Whiteheart, that's a flag." Whiteheart: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Whiteheart's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.