The Late Scratch Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Judkins, Judkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.