The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Judkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Judkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.