The Chip-and-Release Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Whiteheart tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.