The Hamstring Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.