The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Whiteheart runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Whiteheart's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.