The Kneel-Down Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Nix gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
84%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nix's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.