The Hamstring Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Aubrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Aubrey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.