The Phantom Flag Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.