The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas Jr.'s stadium. Only over Thomas Jr..
- Thomas Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.