The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- The QB looks at Thomas Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Thomas Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.