The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Thomas Jr., Thomas Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.