The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
86%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bates drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.