The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Strange runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
88%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Strange, Strange, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.