The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bowers's stadium. Only over Bowers.
76%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bowers, Bowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.