The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Bowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
81%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.