The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Bowers runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
77%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.