The Snap Count Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
83%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.