The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bowers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.