The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bowers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.