The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Ref: "Number Bowers, that's a flag." Bowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Tucker Kraft
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
- Travis Kelce
FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.