The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- The broadcast shows Bowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
88%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.