The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Bowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Bowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bowers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.