The Hamstring Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bowers runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.