The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Bowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Bowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.