The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Bowers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.